A: (looks over) ....there are lots of crumbs on the floor?
H: Yup.
A: ...I'm a crummy person.
While Husband Man was teaching his nephew the YMCA song...
Nephew: Y! M C E!
While waiting for our order at Taco Bell...
A: I wanted, like, four chicken quesadillas but I didn't ask because I figured you'd get after me...
H: I'd tell you it wouldn't all fit in your tummy.
A: I'd make it fit!
H: You'd fill your stomach and all the way up--you'd have a bid of quesadilla hanging out your nose!
A: (laughs)
This one time, when Husband kissed me, his nose was runny and dribbled on my nose. Sous Chef thought it was hilarious....
S: When you're kissin' your hunny, and your nose is runny, and you think it's funny, but it's-snot...
While texting my baby sister, the queen of puns...
KT: "Pew pew pew" -church interior designer
Me: Bahahahahahahahahh that's awesome!!!
KT: Thank you, thank you
Me: Oh mylanta, I'm still laughing. It's a shame I didn't get it right away.
KT: I know, it takes a couple tries
While listening to some epic music...
A: So this is dubstep? I like it.
H: It's like the only new thing in music for the last five years.
A: Well... but what kind of music are we talking about? Because in the classical world, they're still coming up with kooky things...
H: Well, in popular music the only new things have been dubstep, and the slight blending of country and pop.
A: ...Thanks, Taylor Swift.
While texting my little sister:
Meema: Remember my goal to be tan, ripped, and super attractive?
Me: Um, yes. That one was hard to forget ;)
Meema: I might have to settle for a farmer's tan, ripped, and up to the beholder.
Proverbs 6:12-13
"A naughty person, a wicked man, walketh with a froward mouth.
"He winketh with his eyes..."
H: So God doesn't like smizing...
Best fortune cookie ever:
"Failure is feedback. And feedback is the breakfast of champions."
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