Friday, August 29, 2014

Gummy Bear: 1 Year!

Gummy Bear is a year old! He weighs 23 lbs 5 oz, and is 31 inches tall. (They forgot to give me percentiles, which is a bummer. Why do I find those so interesting?)

I had this questionnaire thing that I saved to do with my kids as they got older, but as I'm looking over the questions I see they're more for kids who can actually answer the questions... but I'll try it anyways.
Age: 1
Favorite food(s): Grapes, spaghettios, greek yogurt, and hot dogs, especially if that hot dog comes with ketchup. And did I mention he loves grapes?
Favorite dessert: Marshmallows. Hands down. And popsicles.
Favorite color: Yellow? He's always seemed to have a slight preference to yellow.
Favorite book: Any book he can chew on. So, nothing. Punk.
Favorite tv show: Commercials. Without fail. If I'm watching a show and go into another room, I can always tell when the commercials end because that's when he comes running in to bug me. And when the commercials come back on, he disappears and stands in front of the tv. If you block his view, he moves to see it or tries to shove you away. I may or may not abuse this occasionally during mealtimes... 
Favorite game: Probably playing with Daddy. He gets such big smiles!
Favorite song: ???
Favorite animal: I'd go with puppy. He has two stuffed dogs and he loves to carry them around. When you show him the stuffed puppy, he imitates my "woof woof" noise, sort of by making an adorable "ooh ooh" noise... it's hard to explain. But it's adorable.
Favorite toy: It changes. Often. In general, he loves little stuff that he can carry around in his hand.


 He is still just as opinionated as ever. Lately he has entered the meltdown stage, where if something happens that he doesn't like he just melts into a puddle. I try to hold his hand and lead him towards the car or something, and if he doesn't want to then he pulls and collapses... I also don't sit on the floor anymore, because he often forces his way into my lap. That's tough for me, because half the time he's just being annoying but sometimes he insists on giving me a two-second hug... His loving is sweet but vicious! I still don't get to snuggle him to sleep; instead we're often fighting to get him to take naps. Especially at church. Church naps are still the same: he gets cranky during the end of sacrament meeting, Husband Man takes him out during the last talk, and after sacrament I come out to find him sacked out sideways...

Going outside is the BEST to him. He runs to the rock beds around our apartment building and grabs a rock to carry around, and then he's off. Every time we come inside our apartment building he cries and throws a tantrum, even if we just drove to the grocery store and back. Running up and down sidewalks, eating the bark at playgrounds, carrying rocks around... sometimes he'll even play on park equipment, and ride in the swings; there's a bouncy horse at one park that he thinks is pretty cool. But he loves it all. Especially the running. This kid loves to GO.
He's also ridiculously smart... but sort of in his own way. He could care less about silverware, except when he wants to chew on it. He FINALLY learned to tip the bottle or sippy cup up so he can get FINALLY water or milk out unassisted... but at the same time he also knows how to pour milk all over the carpet. Climbing on the couch? Check. Climbing up my leg? Check. I have five-gallon buckets for flour and sugar, and if I don't keep them stacked then he climbs up on the bucket and grabs everything he can reach on the kitchen counters. He knows how to put the wooden rings on the dowel, and gets the idea of the shape sorter but doesn't understand that there are different shapes. He knows how doors open and close, but either doesn't care (and opts to cry every time they close) or is still too short to try again. And the dishwasher was randomly paused the other day, so I suspect he knows about the buttons on the dishwasher. The tv remote is another favorite--buttons!
Talking? Depends on your definition. He's always loved to babble, but I still don't know if he understands what "dadada" and "mamama" can mean. He says "dada" when he's happily yelling and throwing his toys, and "mama" when he's sad or upset... He still signs his version of "all done", which is great when we're feeding him, and a few times he's tried to say it, "ah dah". Sometimes his babbling isn't repeated syllables, and it sounds like he's trying to say things. Maybe he's one of those kids who won't say it unless he can say it correctly? I dunno. He can also sign "please", or his variation of it, but unless he really wants it and isn't throwing a tantrum... "Uh oh" is another one, he'll throw a toy on the floor while saying "Uh-uh ohh".
If you compare this post with the 9 month one,  you'll notice that he's only a pound and 2 inches bigger... but someone decided to cut six teeth in the last three months, and that brought puking and diarrhea like you wouldn't believe. Five of those teeth came in May, the sixth at the beginning of July, putting the grand total at eight. Husband Man and I are more than willing to have a break! (Since I'm late writing this, he's actually 13 months now. I took him to the doctor to diagnose a rash--dermatitis, just needs lotion--and they said he's now 25 pounds and 32 inches.... he grew a lot in a month!)

I also love this stage. It's so funny to watch him learn about his face and make the goofiest expressions. I love watching him show his personality, play silly games with me, babble and squeal while we're in the store or while he's playing with his toys, grin as he shoves his favorite camo blankie in his mouth every time he sees it... And I still think he's so. stinking. cute!

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

FHE Monday #7

Further evidence that we are not perfect is the fact that this is the seventh FHE post, and clearly not the seventh week of the year... but we are trying, and that is what counts. Maybe by the time Gummy Bear can actually participate we will finally have it down!

This week we started out by singing "Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam". We were listening to the Primary songs on the church website, and I discovered that that particular song has a second verse! So we pulled out the words and sang both verses while Gummy Bear grinned and threw himself at us in his weirdo hug-attacks. Then we prayed, and let him play.

The sister missionaries had challenged us to read the chapter in Preach My Gospel about the Holy Ghost. It was about eight pages, and we didn't look up the scriptures so it actually didn't take that long. The sisters read from Helaman 5:44-47 to introduce this challenge to us, and that would be a great place to start. We talked about how those verses explained a few ways the Holy Ghost manifests to us, and how we each individually receive guidance from the Holy Ghost in different ways than others. (That's something I love about the Gospel--we are all different as children of God, and it makes sense that we would each feel the Spirit in different ways.)

As we read, if one of us had a question or a thought then we would pause and talk about it. A couple of times a passage would remind me about something I had read in my personal scripture study, and it added to the discussion. I loved learning the difference between the Light of Christ, the Holy Ghost, and the Holy Spirit of Promise. Even though Preach My Gospel focuses on missionaries sharing these principles with investigators, its a great reminder about basic Gospel Principles that I think are often overlooked or set aside for "deep doctrine". Reading this section reminded me that the Gospel is so simple, and to turn to those simple principles instead of looking beyond the mark towards things that aren't as important.

When we finished, we sang "Hum Your Favorite Hymn" and said a closing prayer. I feel like Gummy Bear feels the Spirit when we hold FHE, even if all he does is listen to the songs. The songs are also doctrine, so he is still learning. I also love how close we feel as a family, and I often feel like the Lord is smiling over our household for taking the time to do as He has asked.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Yockeyite Banter: Part Six

While visiting my brothers...
Me: So I was weighing Gummy Bear the other day, and guess how much he weighs?
BabyBro: Two chins.


I spelled something wrong while texting Meema...
Meema: Haha did you read that before you sent it????
Me: Today I'm not going to fix any if my mistakes so you can see what my thubs do all the time
Meema: Hahahahahaha
Me: You should do it tio
Meema: Except my ohine automayically clrrects things do I don't notmslly type proper
Me: Mine corrects some thongs but not others
Meema: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: I was going to get up and do stuff and then you said to pin more funny stuff and now I'm looking at pinyerest and want to eat chcicokate and marshmallows
Meema: Hee hee I live not fixibg things
Me: I don't even think my thumbs jbiw how to sell chcoikare
Me: Spekl
Me: Apell
Me: SPELL CHOCOLATE
Meema: Your thibs? I mean thubs? Hee her this is fantastic
Meema: This is going to remain funny yntil one of us accidentally spells a bad eoed
Meema: Word
Me: Hahahahahaha


Texting song lyrics to Meema...
Me: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT PAT YOUR HEAD
Meema: GOSH DANG IT I LITERALLY JUST PATTED MY HEAD IN CLASS


Watching my friend's four kids, and we decide to watch "Tom and Jerry" cartoons....
Me: I love Tom and Jerry! It's my favorite!
5yo Girl: Me too! What is this one called?
Me: "The Cat Concerto"
Girl: Oooooooh... that sounds scary!"


Husband Man, while reading Daniel ?:?? in the Old Testament:
"...and knowledge to them that know no knowledging..."
(Should be "and knowledge to them that know understanding")


Watching my friend's four kids again, and I don't know who said what...
Kid #1: And we have heavy butts.
Kid #2: Yeah, like a tomato.


 Playing Clue with Husband Man's siblings, at midnight, after eating ice cream and soda and are pretty much all loopy...
Me: Chugga chugga chugga chugga... I wanna be a choo choo train when I grow up.
Guy: I think you can.
(I wish I'd written down more. It was a goofy night!)