Yockeyite Banter: Part Six

While visiting my brothers...
Me: So I was weighing Gummy Bear the other day, and guess how much he weighs?
BabyBro: Two chins.


I spelled something wrong while texting Meema...
Meema: Haha did you read that before you sent it????
Me: Today I'm not going to fix any if my mistakes so you can see what my thubs do all the time
Meema: Hahahahahaha
Me: You should do it tio
Meema: Except my ohine automayically clrrects things do I don't notmslly type proper
Me: Mine corrects some thongs but not others
Meema: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: I was going to get up and do stuff and then you said to pin more funny stuff and now I'm looking at pinyerest and want to eat chcicokate and marshmallows
Meema: Hee hee I live not fixibg things
Me: I don't even think my thumbs jbiw how to sell chcoikare
Me: Spekl
Me: Apell
Me: SPELL CHOCOLATE
Meema: Your thibs? I mean thubs? Hee her this is fantastic
Meema: This is going to remain funny yntil one of us accidentally spells a bad eoed
Meema: Word
Me: Hahahahahaha


Texting song lyrics to Meema...
Me: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT PAT YOUR HEAD
Meema: GOSH DANG IT I LITERALLY JUST PATTED MY HEAD IN CLASS


Watching my friend's four kids, and we decide to watch "Tom and Jerry" cartoons....
Me: I love Tom and Jerry! It's my favorite!
5yo Girl: Me too! What is this one called?
Me: "The Cat Concerto"
Girl: Oooooooh... that sounds scary!"


Husband Man, while reading Daniel ?:?? in the Old Testament:
"...and knowledge to them that know no knowledging..."
(Should be "and knowledge to them that know understanding")


Watching my friend's four kids again, and I don't know who said what...
Kid #1: And we have heavy butts.
Kid #2: Yeah, like a tomato.


 Playing Clue with Husband Man's siblings, at midnight, after eating ice cream and soda and are pretty much all loopy...
Me: Chugga chugga chugga chugga... I wanna be a choo choo train when I grow up.
Guy: I think you can.
(I wish I'd written down more. It was a goofy night!)