Yockeyite Banter: Part Five

While getting a wedding dress for KT in Utah....
KT: This is going to sound weird, but that is a cool picture of asparagus.


After looking at a recipe she asked me to send her...
Meema: It says "butter, no substitutes" and I always go "you can't tell me what to do!"


While sitting with a friend at her house, the week before Christmas, we overheard the kids talking while they played in a blanket fort...
Oldest girl: Ok, who wants to hold the baby Jesus?
Two younger brothers (together): Me, me!!
Oldest girl: Ok, rule number one... Never, ever, let a little shepherd hold the baby Jesus.


Texting my seester...
Meema: I was eating a banana and dancing in the car and I accidentally wiped my banana on the ceiling
Ashy: Bahahahahahahaha Oh my goodness that is hilarious hahahahahahaha

Meema: Sold my truck :(
Ashy: Don't worry, you left a banana smear for truck to remember you by
Meema: No one knows it's there but me
Ashy: And me

Meema: Hey, want to see something really really funny?
Ashy: Of course I want to see something funny!
Meema: Did you get the picture?
Ashy: No picture. My phone is stupid.
Meema: Sorry. The pictures not that important. There's a banana smear on the car I'm gonna buy
Ashy: Hahahahahahaha Are you serious??
Meema: Yes oh my gosh it looks like boogers but I'm confident it's banana. Banana smear on the truck I sold and the car I'm buying.


While sitting in Primary during sharing time, I overhear something that goes like this...
Teacher: And how do we know that Heavenly Father loves us?
Sunbeam: Jellyfish.


Helping a friend out with her kids... I'm sitting with the oldest, a girl, on the couch while she makes a "book"...
Oldest: (reading out loud while she "writes") Dear dumpkin, I'm writing to the great pumpkin. I hope to see you in the next thirty days. Love, gramma and grandpa


Texting my sister again...
Me: I just took all my dirty dishes, loaded them on cookie sheets, and hid them in my bathtub. I can't decide if I should be ashamed or proud.
Meema: Hahahaha why
Me: Because the missionaries are coming over for dinner and I ALWAYS have dirty dishes. ... And of course the first conversation we have is about "honesty is the best policy"
Meema: Haha oh you're great